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rottenweiler: i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

rottenweiler:

i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

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  1. doubleyouseewhy reblogged this from octobertryst and added:
    Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not handsome.
  2. hisgooddog reblogged this from octobertryst and added:
    I don’t think this chart aptly describes getting to know me at all! … 8D!
  3. poisonyouko reblogged this from jideni3 and added:
    Why can’t you love me for the way I am!
  4. octobertryst reblogged this from zerofailure and added:
    Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle.
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    Yep I’m in the illuminati:)
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  10. aripinthefabricofreality reblogged this from angiospermsarenotmyforte and added:
    I didn’t know it was a euphemism… I do like this idea here thought ^
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  12. spacehussy reblogged this from pellimus and added:
    It was impossible for me not to think he was ACTUALLY A BIKE when “infested with ants” is right next to it.
  13. pellimus reblogged this from blightwalker and added:
    that was my first thought too LOL
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